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Loser Emporium
Welcome to the Webpage of Loser Emporium!

Hey losers. I ran out of mixers for the costco brand scotch we have, and decided to substitute with hair conditioner leading both to both the a fairly enlightening evening and a 2000s inspired web page for our Emporium of Losers. Be not thrown off by the crass use of 'Loser' as the item we that we stock most at our beloved Emporium. In our eyes, Losers, are the best sorts of people. round pegs in square holes or whatever. Come by sometime. And peek around the site if you'd like. A decade ago the internet was a wild west of beauty and wonder, and now, simply a debased carcass ransacked by the necessity for infinite growth. Now excuse me as I test out shampoo as a mixer tonight. Cheers!

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